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ccdesan
Mar. 17th, 2009 04:53 pm (UTC)
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.” The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I."

Guinness is black. Period.
carlfoxmarten
Mar. 20th, 2009 05:58 am (UTC)
Heh, that one's a good one. :D

You've probably also seen what Art has to say about Guinness:
http://www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0520_small.jpg
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