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When Richard Reid tried to blow up an airplane with a bomb in his shoe, the TSA made us take our shoes off for inspections.

When someone tried to smuggle explosives on an airplane in bottles, the TSA started inspecting bottles.

Now someone has tried to blow up a plane by hiding a bomb up his rectum.

The TSA had better buy a LOT of rubber gloves.



I'm trying, and failing, to imagine the scene in this guy's house as he and his revolutionary cell-mates prepare him for the mission.    Maybe the FBI and NSA are going to search our shopping lists for large KY and Vaseline purchases, like they track unusual purchases of fertilizer now.


And perhaps this is the beginning of Al Qaeda's gay outreach program.

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alaskawolf
Sep. 28th, 2009 03:14 pm (UTC)
the TSA is making me more scared to fly then the terrorist now :O
ccdesan
Sep. 28th, 2009 03:30 pm (UTC)
Bohica...
deckardcanine
Sep. 28th, 2009 04:22 pm (UTC)
Berkeley Breathed foresaw this five years ago.

OT, John, look at this.
sleepyjohn00
Sep. 28th, 2009 06:16 pm (UTC)
Philip of Spain imported more than one species from the New World, I see.
seumas_13
Oct. 4th, 2009 05:08 pm (UTC)
I just hope someone tries to smuggle a bomb through in her bra.

Just sayin'...
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