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What do gravediggers use to measure out the holes, and do they call it a plot device?

If there are six psychics in a room, are all the male spirits attracted to Channel No. 5?

How do racecar drivers get trained to handle banked corners? Is there a learning curve?

San Francisco football fans should thank Ghod regularly that the gold rush didn't start in 1869, or no one would be able to wear the jersey with a straight face.

As the shoemaker said when he closed up the shop, that's awl for now.

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miss_mellie_b
Oct. 5th, 2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
That's $5 you owe into the pun tax jar.
sleepyjohn00
Oct. 5th, 2009 04:25 pm (UTC)
so owing the syn tax Yoda is?
deckardcanine
Oct. 5th, 2009 08:23 pm (UTC)
Oh, you.
sleepyjohn00
Oct. 5th, 2009 08:38 pm (UTC)
What about Aye, Eee, Eye, and sometimes Why?
deckardcanine
Oct. 5th, 2009 09:58 pm (UTC)
Ay yi yi.
oceansedge
Oct. 6th, 2009 01:27 am (UTC)
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