Top twenty headlines from 2009 at www.fark.com. Put down your coffee first. You are warned.

"80-ton wave generator works briefly as advertised when it falls into the ocean."

edit:  I have to admit, despite doing my best to ignore the subject, one of the great runner-up headlines was about the delay in the autopsy on Michael Jackson.  The coroner was stuck where the form said:  Race:______________    Gender:___________