Last night, My Wife and I went grocery shopping, because The Boy comes home from college in two days and we are woefully short on Food That Can Be Hoovered While Watching TV.

Going down the bread aisle, I noticed that some local bakery has come out with special breads named for California attributes:

Russian River Potato
Golden State Multi-Grain A tribute to diversity, I guess
Sierra Seven-Grain

But my favorite has to be

San Andreas Cracked Wheat If you don't get it, you're Not From Around Here.

I was hoping to find a holiday bread,

Castro Fruit and Nut but no luck.