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Why Scientoliogists Should Not Make Movies

Battlefield Earth Writer accepts Razzie It was this kind of re-write:

"You do not walk into Mordor!"


"You do not walk into Mordor! Without a ninja! And a rubber suit! And slo-mo from five angles! And a three-piece klezmer band! Because that would rock!"

Poor SOB.  The Thetans got him at last.
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