sleepyjohn00 (sleepyjohn00) wrote,
sleepyjohn00
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BEEP

Huh?

BEEP

what is beeping?

BEEP

it's three in the f*ing morning, what is beeping?

BEEP

crap, i gotta get out of bed and find out what's beeping.

BEEP

what the f* is beeping at three in the morning, crap its my cell phone.

BEEP

F* I'll bet the server room A/C went down again and the systems are cooking!

BEEP

"HOT STOCK PICK! GET THIS QUICK!..."

You woke me up.

You woke me up for spam.

You woke me up at three o'clock in the unprintable morning and robbed me of an hour and a half of sleep for SPAM!!!!

Verizon is going to hear about you, and when they catch you, you pustulent chancre-ridden slope-headed son of a one-eyed Oklahoma pederast and a cross-eyed drunken biker gang b*tch, I hope they sentence you to five years of using your privates to test the safety closing mechanism on elevator doors.
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