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Rick Perry, claimed by FOX News to be Governor of Texas, says the Gulf oil spill is God's will. Apparently, God's wrath against liberals and homosexuals thinks Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana are appropriate targets. Oh, and don't stop drilling, He needs to reload.

"“We don’t know what the event that has allowed for this massive oil to be released." Uh, Rick?  A F*CKING OIL DRILLING RIG BLEW UP! 

I have nothing against people who believe in God, but I wish they could stop their buddies from using Him as an excuse to dodge responsibility.

I'd be more in favor of Texan secession (another one of his ideas) if he could relocate the state when it happens. From the Gulf of Mexico to the Persian.

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deckardcanine
May. 4th, 2010 03:19 pm (UTC)
Had to read the link after that. I don't think he meant "act of God" in the literal sense, just the insurance company sense. In other words, fluke natural accident, not our fault and not likely to happen often enough to justify an end to drilling.

He's still wrong, tho.
ebrooklynw
May. 4th, 2010 03:29 pm (UTC)
*headdesk*

I hate to be mean, but lately, I wish Texas would just secede.
wbwolf
May. 4th, 2010 06:39 pm (UTC)
Nah, let's just give Texas and Arizona back to Mexico.
secoh
May. 5th, 2010 12:25 am (UTC)
I like Texas :( on the whole they're the nicest people in the US.
As a collective, however....
ccdesan
May. 4th, 2010 03:34 pm (UTC)
I think it was God's wrath for all those ladies showing cleavage on Boobquake Day. The Ayatollah Umatillah Panatellah Havaslabah Ahrmahr Stahr Bahloni was right!

dhlawrence
May. 4th, 2010 04:37 pm (UTC)
Actually, I think that was arranged by the Sisters of the Miraculous Cleavage.

Praise be to Jehovah! ;)
sleepyjohn00
May. 4th, 2010 08:09 pm (UTC)
So, you're saying God likes boobs covered with oil?
secoh
May. 5th, 2010 12:20 am (UTC)
Is not man made in his image? More boobs plz.
dhlawrence
May. 4th, 2010 04:35 pm (UTC)
If it helps, most of us don't want anything to do with that sort either.

I wonder if the EPA could arrange delivery of some of that slick to the Governor's Mansion.
sleepyjohn00
May. 4th, 2010 05:17 pm (UTC)
I'd be happier with God's Will if He had filed a notarized copy with the county probate court ;)
torakiyoshi
May. 4th, 2010 11:27 pm (UTC)
Oh, sure. Let's give MORE oil to the towelheads...

-=TK
secoh
May. 5th, 2010 12:22 am (UTC)
God's not here, man. You'll all have to fix it yourselves.
secoh
May. 5th, 2010 12:29 am (UTC)
Oh and anyone that gets their information from fox news deserves all they get. The colbert report is more factual and balanced.
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