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CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

OK, you've probably seen this already. Too bad.

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

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deckardcanine
Dec. 21st, 2007 03:35 pm (UTC)
Take a nearly full bottle of sleeping pills at once and you'll have permanent outer peace as well.
sleepyjohn00
Dec. 21st, 2007 06:58 pm (UTC)
Which will reduce your stress level to zero, won't it? And think about how happy you can make all those people who will finally get the organ transplants they've been waiting for!
deckardcanine
Dec. 21st, 2007 10:48 pm (UTC)
Which will reduce your stress level to zero, won't it?

Well, actually, that part's disputed....
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