Weapon of Choice

Zombies will flee from my Lexmark inkjet printer. It's a no-brainer.

You know the drill.

Backstage

Spending the long weekend working backstage at the Dickens Christmas Fair. And by 'working', I mean 'taking pictures of new costumes and doorwarding…
@Marmoe: next Halloween.

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breaking even is better than breaking bad or breaking wind

We got the check from the insurance company for the car that got totaled August 2012, when a real estate agent on her way to a deal pushed my son off…