People have turned to The Bible for inspiration, comfort, guidance, and support (of short-legged coffee tables) for generations. To make it accessble, The Bible has been translated to just about every language known in the last two hundreds years, and converted to forty-'leven 'contemporary' editions.
There is now a movement to translate the Holy And Invariant Word to LOLCAT-speak
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24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm. Genesis 1:24-25