Listens: Old Vancouver Town

Attack of the were-nostril

Amazing how I can have no problem breathing during the day, and at 2 AM my sinuses decided they want some quality time. argh.

Among the thoughts that occur at single-digit hours:

If Reed Richards tried to pluck a nose hair, would he end up turning himself inside out?

Anyone how lost fluid at the rate Spider-Man does when he's shooting webs all over the place is a candidate for serious dehydration.

How can anyone with sinuses believe in intelligent design? I could design a better drainage system with two Ziploc bags and a bendy straw.

If a vampire bat drinks blood, and a fruit bat eats fruit, what's up with a cricket bat?