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Attack of the were-nostril

Amazing how I can have no problem breathing during the day, and at 2 AM my sinuses decided they want some quality time. argh.

Among the thoughts that occur at single-digit hours:

If Reed Richards tried to pluck a nose hair, would he end up turning himself inside out?

Anyone how lost fluid at the rate Spider-Man does when he's shooting webs all over the place is a candidate for serious dehydration.

How can anyone with sinuses believe in intelligent design? I could design a better drainage system with two Ziploc bags and a bendy straw.

If a vampire bat drinks blood, and a fruit bat eats fruit, what's up with a cricket bat?

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deckardcanine
Feb. 15th, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
Anyone how [sic] lost fluid at the rate Spider-Man does when he's shooting webs all over the place is a candidate for serious dehydration.

Note that he didn't use to use his own body fluid; they changed it for the movie. The Intuitor pointed out that he uses about 2% of his body weight every time, which would leave him a skeleton before he swung across NYC.

I might bring up your sinus point in a current ID argument elsewhere, with your permission.
sleepyjohn00
Feb. 15th, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC)
I don't copyright any of this stuff, feel free. However, any broken bones are your own responsibility!
deckardcanine
Feb. 15th, 2008 08:24 pm (UTC)
Since it's an online argument, I'll be very surprised at any broken bones, unless they're from someone falling down with laughter.
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