Why Scientoliogists Should Not Make Movies
Battlefield Earth Writer accepts Razzie It was this kind of re-write:
"You do not walk into Mordor!"
became
"You do not walk into Mordor! Without a ninja! And a rubber suit! And slo-mo from five angles! And a three-piece klezmer band! Because that would rock!"
Poor SOB. The Thetans got him at last.
"You do not walk into Mordor!"
became
"You do not walk into Mordor! Without a ninja! And a rubber suit! And slo-mo from five angles! And a three-piece klezmer band! Because that would rock!"
Poor SOB. The Thetans got him at last.