The First Epistle of John to the Arisians

Battlefield Earth Writer accepts Razzie It was this kind of re-write:

"You do not walk into Mordor!"

became

"You do not walk into Mordor! Without a ninja! And a rubber suit! And slo-mo from five angles! And a three-piece klezmer band! Because that would rock!"

Poor SOB.  The Thetans got him at last.

I believe there is, and the surest proof is that they're staying as far away as possible.  And I'm sure someone's already said this.