The First Epistle of John to the Arisians

Of course.

My pickup is named Tirk, after the Drazi Ranger, whose purpose in life was to move heavy objects.  I really miss the Babylon 5 universe.  Ah, well...

My son's blue Echo is Blue Meanie.

I was calling my wife's Escape Steve McQueen, but it didn't stick.

His name is legally Lord Jesus, and he was hit in a crosswalk. And it was in Massachusetts. Did you ever Herod such a thing?