September 10th, 2010

Brother SleepyJohn

If I can't sing at my funeral, I ain't going.

The Aussie Catholic Church, determined to bring piety, respect, and sanctity to the Australian people, has banned pop music and footy songs at funerals.

a Catholic funeral should never be "a celebration of the life".


I guess there'll be a lot a people skipping the funeral and heading right for the wake.  Way to go, Catholic Church, you'll be able to drop those big draughty buildings and move into much cozier and cheaper accommodations any day now.

Let me know how that piety and respect thing plays out Down There, OK?