October 19th, 2010

Shoe Sleepy John

Threat level: PINK

This is a official security advisory from a vendor, with the OS redacted:

Component: Kernel/Disk Driver

Unspecified vulnerability in the OS component in VENDOR OS RELEASE and RELEASE , and RELEASE , allows local users to affect availability via unknown vectors related to Kernel/Disk Driver.

We won't tell you how, and we can't tell you where, but something bad might happen to your computer if it has a disk drive.

Heckuva job, Brownie.