If you are not yet reading The Law Dog Files, you are overlooking one of the great blogs of our times.
Lawdog is a deppity shurruf somewhere in East Godfersakin, Texas. Being where he is and what he does, he sees everything from low comedy to high tragedy, often on the same day. He is always articulate, ingeniously expressive, and often piss-down-the-back-of-your-pants funny. I don't always agree with him, but it'd be a boring world if I did. The three-on-a-row blog entries he does with the Ambulance Driver and the ER Nurse ought to be read in every high school in the country.
But "Pink Gorilla Suit" is 'beyond the beyondst'. Go read it. And then console yourself with some oreos.