sleepyjohn00 (sleepyjohn00) wrote,

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And now you know.

I don't know when this started, sure looks like someone's trying to scare people into the Republican  camp, just like the automated, anonymous, 'totally independent' telephone surveys I keep getting.

"Take sides!  Always take sides!  The man who does so will occasionally be wrong, but the man who doesn't is always wrong.  Save us from poltroons who fear to stand up and be counted." -John Joseph Bonforte
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Nope.  next honest answer, please.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
I already don't do alcohol, tobacco, or marijuana, why should I want to blow my frontal lobes out with that crap?

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
For people making up their own minds, against people who can't get pregnant making rules that distort and ruin other peoples' lives at no cost to themselves.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
No; we already survived Nancy Reagan.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
For what crime?  For stealing a car, no; for stealing the life savings of thousands of employees and investors, yes. 

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes; how many times do we have to prove Prohibition doesn't work?

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I'm in favor of consensual, freely-agreed, mature sex without the corrosive guilt that turns a natural experience into a shame and a disgrace.

[08] Do you believe in God?
Whose?Jerry Falwell's, Mother Theresa's, or the Dalai Lama's?

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Let gay and lesbian couples make the same mistakes the rest of us do, why should they be exempt?

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Oh, absolutely, let's hire a hundred thousand Irish cops to run them out.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Tell me first who got her pregnant and what you plan to do with him, then I'll decide if I trust you with an answer.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
With an INTELLIGENT education campaign behind it.  If we can send them off to be shot on a battlefield, we can give them a drink when they get home.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Having just spent a short time in considerable pain, even knowing I was going to live through it, I would support the decision of someone in terminal agony to turn the light off.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
My Daughter said it best: My parents gave a swift smack to reset our stupid buttons. Not repeated or beating. Yes.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Better than the current one?  Either.  A genuine undead monkey could do better.  Better than each other?  Obama.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes - Maggie Kuhn

I expect to lose some friends over this.  Sorry, guys.

I notice with amusement that LJ's  spell-checker rejects 'Obama'.

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