Married

This is what it's like to be married to the same (wonderful) person for a good long time:

In the hotel room, me working on my laptop, My Wife watching TV, both of us snacking.

My Wife:  If you're thinking about going to the vending machine and getting a soda...

Me: you would like to share some of it, if I was thinking about getting a soda?

My Wife: Yeah!


Normal people could not handle this, but it works well for us.