IBM THinkPad R30.
650 MB memory
8 GB disk, 6 of which are currently in use.
We are not talking Deep Blue, here.
It literally took all day to download and install XP Service Pack 3. It took two hours to download and install the 29 XP patches that came after SP3. Another hour to update Symantec. Another half-hour to update Spyware Dr.
I'm going to start up full scans on the AV software and let them run all night, because I certainly don't plan to stay up and watch it. Great zot, what a brick. Maybe it's going to end up in ewaste collection after all.