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It's Not My Fault.

It's Not My Fault:  One TV at the gym is always tuned to ESPN.  They were showing basketball playoffs, and there was a whoop-it-up pregame party going on.  The caption crawl announced

JOHN ELWAY WORKS UP THE CROWD FOR THE DENVER NUGGETS


which I read as


JOHN ELWAY WORKS UP THE CROWD FOR THE DENVER MUPPETS


and I'm thinking "Space Jam II: Bugs Vs. Kermit".


This Isn't My Fault Either:  there's a ten-foot-tall pillar at the top of the stairs to the Embarcadero BART station which has big color advertising posters.  About a third of them are booze, a couple are movies, usually they're for clothing.

The new one is a rather curvaceous brunette woman in a bikini, climbing out of a pool, with the caption

MATTHEW (someone) FOR H&M
 
and I'm thinking, "Well, you don't look like a Matthew any more, but it's OK, you're in San Francisco, but you should know it's spelled S&M".


Really.  It's not my fault.

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