confusedJOHN ELWAY WORKS UP THE CROWD FOR THE DENVER NUGGETS
which I read as
JOHN ELWAY WORKS UP THE CROWD FOR THE DENVER MUPPETS
and I'm thinking "Space Jam II: Bugs Vs. Kermit".
This Isn't My Fault Either: there's a ten-foot-tall pillar at the top of the stairs to the Embarcadero BART station which has big color advertising posters. About a third of them are booze, a couple are movies, usually they're for clothing.
The new one is a rather curvaceous brunette woman in a bikini, climbing out of a pool, with the caption
MATTHEW (someone) FOR H&M
and I'm thinking, "Well, you don't look like a Matthew any more, but it's OK, you're in San Francisco, but you should know it's spelled S&M".
Really. It's not my fault.
