Zina Saunder's "Alaskan Roulette".
I'm sorry if this offends my amigos on the right, but, based on track record, I would rather have Hillary Clinton, PMSing on crack after a three day rum-and-tequila bender and a Tiajuana tattoo session, have her finger on The Big Red Button than this nutjob. And I'm not overly fond of Hilary Clinton.