Imagine the garage sale!

Aug. 4th, 2009 at 10:27 AM

Judge allows seizure of creationist amusement park.

The son of a chimp has the brass to claim that since he is 'employed by God', he didn't have to pay payroll taxes.

When the IRS gets around to auctioning off the assets, I want to see if I can get an animatronic T-rex with a happy caveman riding it. Just what my backyard needs.

Current Location:werk
Current Mood: pleased
Current Music:blah blahblah blah blahblahblah meeting

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ccdesan

Aug. 4th, 2009 06:16 pm (UTC)

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deckardcanine

Aug. 4th, 2009 09:03 pm (UTC)

How do these guys respond to "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's"? My guess: "Obama isn't Caesar, duh."

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sleepyjohn00

Aug. 5th, 2009 04:10 am (UTC)

There's a story about a priest who took the collection plate into the sacristy after the service and throw the whole thing up into the air, then sweep it all up and put it in his safe. Someone asked why, and he said he was sharing the offering with God, and if there some something there God wanted, He'd keep it, and the priest would take what was left.

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deckardcanine

Aug. 5th, 2009 04:29 pm (UTC)

The gist of that was incorporated into a "Welcome Back, Kotter" joke. :)

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