I'm almost out of return address labels.

My printer's been dead for a month and some now, so I have to go buy a new printer so I can make return address labels.


Is that not the most pathetic justification for shopping that the world has ever seen?  


I hate shopping.  I have had to wait until I ran out of something before I did something about it.  The computer itself is five years overdue for a replacement, but the frustration level has not reached a high enough value to make me fork out all those clams to replace it.

Truly pathetic.


OK, M and TJ, you can stop snickering at your dad now.