When someone tried to smuggle explosives on an airplane in bottles, the TSA started inspecting bottles.
Now someone has tried to blow up a plane by hiding a bomb up his rectum.
The TSA had better buy a LOT of rubber gloves.
I'm trying, and failing, to imagine the scene in this guy's house as he and his revolutionary cell-mates prepare him for the mission. Maybe the FBI and NSA are going to search our shopping lists for large KY and Vaseline purchases, like they track unusual purchases of fertilizer now.
And perhaps this is the beginning of Al Qaeda's gay outreach program.