sleepyjohn00 (sleepyjohn00) wrote,

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things that come to mind

What do gravediggers use to measure out the holes, and do they call it a plot device?

If there are six psychics in a room, are all the male spirits attracted to Channel No. 5?

How do racecar drivers get trained to handle banked corners? Is there a learning curve?

San Francisco football fans should thank Ghod regularly that the gold rush didn't start in 1869, or no one would be able to wear the jersey with a straight face.

As the shoemaker said when he closed up the shop, that's awl for now.
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