By way of BoingBoing: Saint Expedite, the patron saint of deadlines and getting it when you need it.

http://www.luckymojo.com/saintexpedite.html

Note : Saint E expects you to come through for him if he comes through for you. Flowers and pound cake seem to be his preferred sacrifice. I like that 'payment after the service' attitude, you don't get it with other saints or gods. Everyone else wants their money up front, and then they'll see about getting around to you.