"1...
2...
3...
4...
5"

"The secret code is 1 2 3 4 5."

"What the hell kind of secret code is that?  It's the kind of thing an idiot would put on his luggage!"

Apparently, it's also the kind of thing an idiot would use for Hotmail: http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/security/352243/12345-most-popular-stolen-hotmail-password

May the Schwarz be with us.