While Maggie and Lee are visiting us, a friend of theirs is stopping by their house every day to check on the critters, put food in the cat bowls, etc.
Lee has a salamander, which needs crickets for food. This apparently didn't register with the friend when he took on the gig. Lee texted him this morning to see how the cats and the salamander were. The reply:
I DIDN'T KNOW THERE'D BE A LIZARD INVOLVED.
There's a T-shirt design somewhere in there, there just has to be.